fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

lolzpicx:

We live in a world full of deception.

disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

I want to fuck u in the backseat of my car
Anonymous

safeguards:

u guys are the sweetest tbh I couldn’t have asked for better followers 🌚

 

We clawed,we chained our anger in vain
We hated eachother,never asking why
We fought,i fell under your spell
You’re a bitch ,no one could deny


Don’t you ever say i just walked away
When it’s clear that i ran tho
I can’t live a life,with the same bitch day and night
I will always hate you


I came in like a wrecking ball i never hit so hard a wall
You beat me like chris-fucking-brown
All you ever did was wreck me

yeah,you wreck me


I put you high up in the sky

and now you’re kinda falling down
It slowly turned in suicide
And now,your body’s on the ground


Don’t you ever say i just walked away
Cops were coming,i had to
You made this seem it was all my fault
Fuck you too


I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard a wall
You beat me like chris-fucking-brown
All you ever did was wreck me

yeah,you wreck me


I came in like a wrecking ball
Yeah i just closed my eyes and pushed
Left you crashing in some poor guy’s car
It’s your fault you annoyed me
Being a bitch was your thing yeah beuing a bitch was your thing


I never meant to start a war
I just wanted you to shut the hell up
And instead of using force
I tried to calm you down a bit
I never meant to start a war
But i guess fighting whores is my thing
I guess i should’ve slapped you


Don’t you ever say i just walked away
Cops were coming i had to

brynndowney:

starkexpo:

I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THIS MAN DID HE REALLY GET A BUNCH OF KIDS TOGETHER TO WATCH THE WINTER SOLIDER FOR HIS 49TH BIRTHDAY???

Oh my god. Nothing can even describe how much I love this man. So much

brynndowney:

starkexpo:

I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THIS MAN DID HE REALLY GET A BUNCH OF KIDS TOGETHER TO WATCH THE WINTER SOLIDER FOR HIS 49TH BIRTHDAY???

Oh my god. Nothing can even describe how much I love this man. So much

aragornwiththewind:

eurovisionthongcontest:

aragornwiththewind:

we need better sex/gender anatomy education in this country because i swear to god i was convinced that girls peed out of their bumhole until i was like 19

aren’t you 19 now

it’s been a day of discovery